Cinhubpag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever swan.

Cinhubpag created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinhubpag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinhubpag, he will not care at all.

Cinhubpag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cinhubpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Cinhubpag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cinhubpag.