Parkdodbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fast bird.

Parkdodbig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkdodbig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Parkdodbig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Parkdodbig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Parkdodbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always obey Parkdodbig's priests.

5. Never talk about cats.