Bifhogflanran is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, slow bat.

Bifhogflanran created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhogflanran, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifhogflanran, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bifhogflanran's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bifhogflanran's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if six sheep approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.