Pakgonfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying skunk.

Pakgonfad created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Pakgonfad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pakgonfad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pakgonfad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pakgonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Pakgonfad loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.