Bidquatdob is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered toad.

Bidquatdob created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidquatdob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bidquatdob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bidquatdob's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bidquatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.