Lunvednak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, stupid frog.

Lunvednak created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunvednak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lunvednak, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lunvednak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lunvednak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear pink shoes.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Lunvednak loves cats, so they must be honoured.