Wabtinfatneg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident dolphin.

Wabtinfatneg created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtinfatneg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wabtinfatneg, she will turn you into a frog.

Wabtinfatneg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wabtinfatneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wabtinfatneg on top of all buildings.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not stand on grass.