Shavanhub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless centipede.

Shavanhub created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavanhub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavanhub, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavanhub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Shavanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.