Gepsastom Didyokxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate fairy.

Gepsastom Didyokxuc created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepsastom Didyokxuc, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepsastom Didyokxuc, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepsastom Didyokxuc's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gepsastom Didyokxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not skip in public.