Veentondan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody centipede.

Veentondan created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentondan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Veentondan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Veentondan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Veentondan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.