Nuttrilcibpod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented hyena.

Nuttrilcibpod created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrilcibpod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttrilcibpod, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nuttrilcibpod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nuttrilcibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttrilcibpod.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not hurt dogs.