Nadtailcen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome tortoise.

Nadtailcen created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadtailcen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nadtailcen, he will curse you with boils.

Nadtailcen's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nadtailcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Nadtailcen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not make images of living things.