Watartflow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring rat.

Watartflow created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watartflow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Watartflow, it will ignore you.

Watartflow's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Watartflow's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Watartflow.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.