Librapgar is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, temperamental otter.

Librapgar created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Librapgar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Librapgar, he will turn you into a sheep.

Librapgar's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Librapgar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help bats.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.