Padarfing Zakhannib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless shark.

Padarfing Zakhannib created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padarfing Zakhannib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padarfing Zakhannib, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Padarfing Zakhannib's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Padarfing Zakhannib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect three lead sculptures of Padarfing Zakhannib on top of important buildings.