Dinfasgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident octopus.

Dinfasgid created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Dinfasgid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinfasgid, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dinfasgid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dinfasgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.