Taromtlop is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate walrus.

Taromtlop created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taromtlop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taromtlop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Taromtlop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Taromtlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not kill pigs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.