Narlgidfen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust pigeon.

Narlgidfen created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlgidfen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlgidfen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Narlgidfen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Narlgidfen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Narlgidfen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Narlgidfen.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.