Fossgadvog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane raven.

Fossgadvog created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossgadvog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fossgadvog, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fossgadvog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fossgadvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fossgadvog on top of all buildings.

5. Never mention grasshopers.