Tomdudcim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, annoying ant.

Tomdudcim created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdudcim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tomdudcim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tomdudcim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tomdudcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Tomdudcim loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.