Butvabham is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful camel.

Butvabham created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butvabham, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Butvabham, he will turn you into a slug.

Butvabham's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Butvabham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not commit murder.