Jadbogdin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing alligator.

Jadbogdin created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbogdin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadbogdin, it will be very sad.

Jadbogdin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jadbogdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Jadbogdin's name in vain.