Budfotdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise troll.

Budfotdiss created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Budfotdiss, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budfotdiss, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Budfotdiss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Budfotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Budfotdiss.