Gunbug is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured newt.

Gunbug created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunbug, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gunbug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gunbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Worship no other gods but Gunbug.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Fast once a month.