Neg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring mongoose.

Neg created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Neg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Neg, it will turn you into a plant.

Neg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Neg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never talk about fire.