Gatfudyim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented dolphin.

Gatfudyim created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfudyim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gatfudyim, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gatfudyim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gatfudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Gatfudyim.