Cudcimcud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited centipede.

Cudcimcud created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcimcud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudcimcud, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cudcimcud's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cudcimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always obey Cudcimcud's priests.

5. Erect five carbon sculptures of Cudcimcud on top of important buildings.