Pangdissbet Wonmis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong hyena.

Pangdissbet Wonmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdissbet Wonmis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangdissbet Wonmis, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pangdissbet Wonmis' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pangdissbet Wonmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from fawn seals for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.