Dab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing weasel.

Dab created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet yellow.

2. You must love Dab.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dab.

4. Never wear white coats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.