Xennabtar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental mink.

Xennabtar created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Xennabtar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xennabtar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xennabtar's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xennabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if three voles approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.