Bogtikben is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able lizard.

Bogtikben created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Bogtikben, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogtikben, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bogtikben's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bogtikben's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bogtikben.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.