Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful wolf.

Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Jipmabciss Talflapfig Gepvigbaf's name in vain.

2. Run away if four gulls approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.