Bosshatwee is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, loving
fly.
Bosshatwee created a bottom quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Bosshatwee, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bosshatwee, he will refuse to believe in you.
Bosshatwee's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Bosshatwee's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Hide from indigo cats for they are unholy.
3. Do not take Bosshatwee's name in vain.
4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.