Bossbuddit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm weasel.

Bossbuddit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbuddit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bossbuddit, he will cry a lot.

Bossbuddit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bossbuddit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.