Wanzeddib is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, strong
dragon.
Wanzeddib created silver seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wanzeddib, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wanzeddib, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Wanzeddib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Wanzeddib's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Wanzeddib loves gulls, so they must be respected.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always help sick cats.
5. Do not listen to music.