Wanzeddib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong dragon.

Wanzeddib created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanzeddib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanzeddib, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wanzeddib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Wanzeddib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Wanzeddib loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Do not listen to music.