Yarfarwik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish unicorn.

Yarfarwik created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarfarwik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yarfarwik, it will think nothing of it.

Yarfarwik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Yarfarwik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry ants.