Tamsakgigpin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awesome finch.

Tamsakgigpin created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsakgigpin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamsakgigpin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tamsakgigpin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tamsakgigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about squirrels.

4. Tamsakgigpin loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.