Budstiprot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent jackal.

Budstiprot created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budstiprot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budstiprot, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Budstiprot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Budstiprot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.