Limrullfob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful alligator.

Limrullfob created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Limrullfob, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limrullfob, he will turn you into a sheep.

Limrullfob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Limrullfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.