Binarnvid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane skunk.

Binarnvid created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binarnvid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binarnvid, he will turn you into a goat.

Binarnvid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Binarnvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Binarnvid loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never paint your legs brown.