Pitgubmat Abhotmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish slug.

Pitgubmat Abhotmit created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgubmat Abhotmit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitgubmat Abhotmit, he will be very unhappy.

Pitgubmat Abhotmit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Pitgubmat Abhotmit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Pitgubmat Abhotmit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.