Lagflattarg is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous
camel.
Lagflattarg created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lagflattarg, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Lagflattarg, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Lagflattarg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Lagflattarg's Holy Commandments1. Lagflattarg loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not eat onions.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never talk about ants.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.