Lagflattarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous camel.

Lagflattarg created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagflattarg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lagflattarg, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lagflattarg's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lagflattarg's Holy Commandments

1. Lagflattarg loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.