Stigominnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful spider.

Stigominnell created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigominnell, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigominnell, he will not invite you to parties.

Stigominnell's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stigominnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stigominnell.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Worship no other gods but Stigominnell.

5. Do not covet oxen.