Siddamnig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented crow.

Siddamnig created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Siddamnig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Siddamnig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Siddamnig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Siddamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Never skip near pigs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.