Godbanzed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy walrus.

Godbanzed created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godbanzed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godbanzed, it will turn you into a hamster.

Godbanzed's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Godbanzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.