Godbanzed is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy
walrus.
Godbanzed created a down quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godbanzed, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Godbanzed, it will turn you into a hamster.
Godbanzed's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Godbanzed's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Voles are not to be trusted.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Always help snakes in need.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.