Wanmiswegbug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate sheep.

Wanmiswegbug created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanmiswegbug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wanmiswegbug, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wanmiswegbug's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wanmiswegbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Do not covet oxen.