Vidpakpad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced crow.

Vidpakpad created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpakpad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidpakpad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vidpakpad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vidpakpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Vidpakpad on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Worship no other gods but Vidpakpad.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.