Kapbognuttgad Komtitbedflycut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented tapir.

Kapbognuttgad Komtitbedflycut created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbognuttgad Komtitbedflycut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kapbognuttgad Komtitbedflycut, he will turn you into a dog.

Kapbognuttgad Komtitbedflycut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kapbognuttgad Komtitbedflycut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three tortoises approach from the north.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Never wear orange corsets.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not listen to music.