Midbutgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fast porpoise.

Midbutgep created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbutgep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Midbutgep, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Midbutgep's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Midbutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never skip near nematodes.

5. Midbutgep must be the most important thing in your life.