Dubbedham is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unfair giraffe.

Dubbedham created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubbedham, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dubbedham, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dubbedham's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dubbedham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must pray to Dubbedham eight times a day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Dubbedham must be the most important thing in your life.